As I try to bounce back from an abysmal start to my handicapping year, I'd like to play the role of Roy Williams. I hereby guarantee that I'll post a winning BET record this week. The great thing about the Roy Williams guarantee is that my actual results don't matter. I can claim I was right even if I was wrong. Neat how that works, isn't it?
There are a lot fewer double digit games this week, and the Raiders are not involved anywhere. In the end, the only games I'm feeling strong about are games that some of you might not even feel comfortable betting straight up. For one, my special team to bet against this year is Denver, who won't be anywhere near last year's team. I think we're all seeing that so far.
Enough of the general stuff, let's get to the picks.
Introduction to the Picks for first-timers: Each game is listed, and the spread shows in parenthesis after the team listed as the favorite. Spreads are usually taken from usatoday.com on Tuesdays. At the end of each narrative, you'll see my selection for "Straight" and "Spread." My Straight selection is my pick of the game winner, and my Spread selection is my pick of the winner, plus or minus the points. I indicate my strongest confidence in "BET" picks. It is important to understand that I believe only the BET picks are worth truly engaging. In the final analysis, I will rate my own success or failure by my BET pick overall record. Lastly, I offer a "Suicide Pool" pick (in red) and the weekly parlay/teaser at the end of the column.
Carolina (-3.0) at Tampa BayThis is as good as a guarantee, but I am breaking my own rule: Never bet against a home team underdog playing a divisional game (see the 49ers last week). In this case, the rule gets thrown out. Carolina needs to save its season; a loss here, and they are done, period. Tampa's in the same boat, but they've been playing so poorly there's little chance they can salvage anything. I like the Panthers, and I like them by two scores.
Straight up: Carolina
Spread: Carolina (BET)
***PICK OF THE WEEK***
Chicago (-3.0) at MinnesotaI love it when the first two games off the board are ones I feel good about. I'll tell you out of the gate, I like Minnesota. On ESPN.com, over 81% of their readers think Chicago will win this game. That's an overwhelming majority, and it also tells me how many of you will buy into my pick. Allow me to bring you along using your own thinking...
Let's say that Chicago is a Super Bowl team this year, just for speculation's sake. They'll win 12 or more games, but still lose a few. If they are Super Bowl quality, do they still beat their strongest division foe, a valid playoff team in their own right, on the road? I remember back to Green Bay's Super Bowl season. They came out of the gate 4-0, crushing their opponents by lopsided scores. That team was clearly on its way. Then they played the Vikings in Minnesota, with everyone picking the Pack to win.
Straight: Minnesota
Spread: Minnesota (BET)Cincinnati at Pittsburgh (-2.0)
The Steelers will bounce back, out of need. The Bengals will be charged up for the champs, but they can't stop the run like Jacksonville can. Big Ben won't have a deer in the headlights look going on either, at least that's what I'm assuming. The Steelers truly need Ben playing well to have the season I'm expecting from them.
Straight: Pittsburgh
Spread: Pittsburgh
Green Bay at Detroit (-6.5)Your Honor, I submit the following evidence that proves the mental instability of my client. Mr. Williams stated on several ocassions that the score of an NFL game does not matter, even given a guarantee of a win. Considering that, technically, nothing else in the NFL really matters, the evidence is overwhelming. My client's mental state, therefore, should not count against
ngruk's preseason prediction that this is a playoff team.
Straight: Detroit
Spread: Detroit
Jacksonville at Indianapolis (-7.0)The Jags will certainly give Indy fits this year. I think they proved that Monday Night. They're built specifically to challenge Indianapolis. But this game is a classic case for a Monday Night letdown. They played a physical, hard-nosed game vs. Pgh, and now they've got to immediately deal with the speed of the Colts, in Indy. Not cool.
Straight: Indy
Spread: Indy
NY Jets at Buffalo (-5.5)
Buffalo has certainly impressed in its opening two games. Actually, so have the Jets. Chad Pennington is on fire, and the Bills' defense is strong. In other words, I have no read. I'll take the team no one seems think can pull it off.
Straight: Jets
Spread: Jets
Tennessee at Miami (-11.0)I'm not sure Miami has earned these kind of points. They were disastrous in their home opener and haven't shown the fight of a team supposedly pushing for a divison title. Daunte Culpepper... well, he hasn't had a Pro Bowl performance since he had... Randy Moss to throw to. As for the Titans, where has Jeff Fisher gone? Why won't he play Vince Young? Tennessee won't be the team I'm thinking they are until he's in there.
Straight: Miami
Spread: Tennessee
Washington (-4.0) at HoustonThere's not an interesting thing I could say about this game. Unless I played the sportswriter's card: blah, blah, Mario Williams, blah, blah, Reggie Bush.
Straight: Redskins
Spread: Redskins
Baltimore (-6.5) at Cleveland
While Baltimore might seem like a lock here, I still hate betting on the road team in a divisional game. It's just not smart business. That said, I'll stay away in the BET department and be free to say what I really think. The Ravens aren't as good as the results of their first two wins. The Browns will not go away quietly, and this will be a tough, physical football game. Steve McNair on the two-minute drill to win it?
Straight: Baltimore
Spread: Cleveland
NY Giants at Seattle (-3.5)
The Giants are riding high, higher than anyone else sitting at 1-1. It really takes a whole team coming together to pull off a comeback like last week's win over the Eagles. The Hawks are 2-0 and don't have near the confidence. They're just trying to get on track. I see the Giants pulling off the upset, like they should have last year when their kicker went into the tank.
Straight: Giants
Spread: Giants
Philadelphia (-6.0) at San Francisco
After last week, all bets are off with the Eagles. They'll need to string together several weeks of solid play before I'm feeling good about them as my Super Bowl team again. Frisco has been frisky and will probably be better than anyone imagined (six wins would suffice in that department). This means they're not push-overs. And against an emotionally unstable squad like the Eagles right now? I'll take Philly, but very lightly. My advice to you: DO NOT take Philly as your suicide pool pick. Personally, I'm hoping everyone in my pool does.
Straight: Eagles
Spread: Eagles
St. Louis at Arizona (-4.5)
Every year there are a couple of teams that are so random in their performances that you can't make sense of anything they offer week to week. Last year, we had the Chiefs, the Dolphins and the Cowboys. They're good, and then they're bad (the Fins, remember, beat Denver opening week and then later in the year were shut out by the Browns. How do you get a read on that?). And I'm guessing that both of these teams will be random this year. The Cards should have the edge here, just as the spread implies, you couldn't pay me to bet this one.
Straight: Cards
Spread: Cards
Denver at New England (-6.5)Tom Brady's pissed off that the team isn't playing well. A lot of players are quietly grumbling that Deion Branch got stiffed. And Bill Belichick can't even refer to Eric Mangini by name. There's a lot of anger management in the Patriots clubhouse lately. Watch them take it out on Jake Plummer and the hapless Broncos. If you're worried about this one, just ask yourself this: if the Broncs can't get in the end zone against the Chiefs, what will they do against the Pats?
Straight: NE
Spread: NE (BET)
Suicide Pool Pick: NEAtlanta (-3.0) at New Orleans
I can't decide on this one. The Saints have the emotion, the charge, everything in terms of momentum and a huge home game on their side. But the Falcons have finally decided to throw out the concept of Vick passing and play the wishbone. It's working and no one's solved it yet. I'm sure it'll get pummelled against a good D with a scheming coach, but vs. the Saints? Don't ask me, I'm picking the Saints because I'm rooting for them.
Straight: New Orleans
Spread: New Orleans
Weekly Parlay/Teaser: If you can take the Pats, Vikes and Panthers in a three team teaser and even get a few more points, that'd be a great way to go. I could also be talked into a teaser that substitutes one of those teams for Indy, if there are fewer points to be given up, or Tennessee if the points rose to 14 or more.